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The Naked Author

Posted on January 5, 2017 at 9:35 AM Comments comments (0)

Times are tough.

Pete Klein, author of The Dancing Valkyrie hides his best parts behind a copy of his book, The Dancing Valkyrie, proving he is willing to bear almost all to generate more interest in his vampire novels, which include in order of publication: The Dancing Valkyrie, The Vampire Valkyrie, And God Created Vampire, The Blood Red Pleasure and Mary the Vampire.

 

What if vampire did exist?

Posted on November 22, 2016 at 2:45 PM Comments comments (0)

What if vampires did exist


 

Throughout the ages, vampires have existed in myth and fiction. In books, movies and TV, they have ranged from evil demons who kill and drink the blood of humans to tortured souls who get the blood they need without killing humans. All vampires have the ability to turn humans into vampires. Some do while others pick and choose while still others refuse to turn humans into vampires. Most cannot go out in the light of day while some can. Some can shapeshift. Many can get into and manipulate the minds of humans. Most do not show their reflection in a mirror but some do. Most modern vampires are good looking and sexually seductive. Some are attractive but become ugly and horrific in appearance when they attack their prey. This is most often the case in movies. Most have fangs but a few do not. All vampires are difficult to kill, don’t age after becoming vampires and are considered to be immortal for all practical purposes.

But what if there were vampires, natural creatures who only appear to be human?

If you consider the fact that there are many strange creatures living in the world today and even more who lived in the past, think of T-Rex, it is not impossible to imagine that real vampires of skin and bone, flesh and blood, could exist. If they were to exist, what might they be like?

The first thing that would be obvious is that they would not be demons. They would be very much alive in their bodies of skin and bone, flesh and blood. They would need real food in addition to the blood they would need to survive. There aren’t enough nutrients in blood to sustain a physical body. Looking like the humans they were before they became vampires, they would be able to live among humans without being recognized as a separate species. To exist among humans and get the blood they need to survive as vampires, they would need to possess some abilities not possessed by most humans.

What might these abilities be? Most can be explained by vampires having natural abilities in excess of those most humans have: better eye sight, hearing, smelling, tactile sensations and overall health and strength. They would have the ability to create illusions such as those that are done by the best magicians and illusionist but be better at doing them because of their vastly improved five senses. In short, they would be the world’s top predator by combining the highest predator qualities of humans and tigers.

This is how I have imagined my vampires. In most respects they live and act as humans do but with one big difference. Being a unique species that does need blood and not truly human, their morality would not conform to human standards. They have no more qualms about taking blood from humans and killing them in the process than a human has in sitting down to a good meal of meat and potatoes.

Read my vampire novels starting with The Dancing Valkyrie to learn more.


 

Book signing in Glens Falls

Posted on November 2, 2016 at 9:50 AM Comments comments (0)

Pete Klein at Chronicle Book Fair

Pete Klein will be signing and selling his Adirondack Hikes in Hamilton County guide book and vampire novels at the 20th annual Glens Falls Chronicle Book Fair, Autumn Leaves, on Sunday, Nov. 6, from 11 am to 3 pm at the Queensbury Hotel in downtown Glens Falls.

Buy one book and get on book free!


 

Why Vampires

Posted on September 3, 2016 at 11:05 AM Comments comments (0)

Why Vampires?

Why not?

In the world of vampires created by author Peter Klein, vampires are natural creatures of flesh and blood, skin and bone.

The main character in the novels is Mary Hoffman, aka Erica, an erotic dancer who becomes a vampire.

This new world Mary had entered, thanks to Beth, gave her the feeling that she had become what she was meant to be. She never thought she was condemned to being a vampire. It was what God had meant her to be. Born and raised as a Catholic, Mary had not stopped believing there is a god. She quickly came to believe she was among the very few humans who were chosen by God to become a vampire. Why God created vampires was beyond her imagination. Her reaction to the question was to ask, “Why does God create anything? Why did God create Tyrannosaurus rex? Why did God create wolves, lions, tigers, sharks and humans, all of which kill to eat and survive? Who had any right to judge what God creates?” It was all as Beth, the vampire who had created Mary, had explained it to her. Beth had said to her, “There are very few of us. Not everyone can become a vampire. The best I can explain it is that there are a small number of humans who have a gene in them that reacts if a vampire shares their blood with them. A vampire can smell another vampire and a human who has the potential to become a vampire. Only if the vampire decides to share their blood with a human who could become a vampire will that human become a vampire.”

What Beth had told her made her feel special and honored. But it also made her wonder what her purpose might be.

To learn more, read the novels: The Dancing Valkyrie, The Vampire Valkyrie, And God Created Vampires, and The Blood Red Pleasure.

All are available online at Amazon and B&N.

 

New vampire novel

Posted on June 16, 2015 at 2:20 PM Comments comments (0)

I am finally making some progress on a new vampire novel.

Below is a short section of some bloody things to come.

Joseph clearly remembered a day when he and Beth were seated at a table with Dracula and sharing a meal while they watched Muslims warriors of the Ottoman Empire being impaled. The meal included cups of blood to drink from and it was their willingness to drink the blood that caused Dracula to quip, “So I am not wrong in thinking even for you the blood of enemies is worth drinking?”

It was Beth who responded, “No, my lord, you are not mistaken. I do have one questions.”

“What is that?”

“Have you ever had the opportunity to drink blood from one who freely gives it to you?”

“What a novel idea. Who would do that?”

“I have. Joseph and I sometimes share blood during the heat of passion. Never enough to cause our death, obviously, but enough to demonstrate our total trust of each other.”

Dracula laughed, “I must try that sometime. I wonder if my wife trusts me that much.”

Joseph said, “She might if she feels you trust her enough to share some of yours.”

Dracula laughed again and said, “Ah, my friends in blood, you speak of truths I seldom hear. Now tell me true. Do you think I am cruel and evil to impale these poor fools who are only guilty of doing what their master has ordered? I know it’s gruesome. I know they suffer much and wish they had met an honorable death on the battlefield.”

Joseph said, “I would think it was cruel if I thought cruelty was your purpose.”

“And what think you is my purpose?”

“To frighten those who have not been killed on the battlefield. War is not simply the killing on the battlefield. War is as much a battle of the minds as it is a battle of physical bodies. To win a war, you must convince the minds of your enemy that suing for peace is the better option.”

“This I know. But I worry those who tell me they are my allies are the ones who will be my greatest enemies.”

Beth said, “There I cannot help you, my lord. What little comfort we can offer you is our friendship and our understanding of the position your birth has put you in. We are not nobility and are not subject to the demands placed upon you by your birth. I was a whore before Joseph married me and I like to think I am still a whore, open to whatever life sends to me. I applaud your efforts to keep the Muslims out of this land. I know well how I would be treated by the Turks if they were to rule the land.”

“You know well. How well?”

“A whore meets many men who want to plow her, as do all women who know the nature of men. The difference lies in the whore’s ability to read lust in the eyes and not reject the lust but rather to encourage it with her eyes. When a whore, I encouraged the lust I would see in the eyes of men. It was my way of making a living in a world that offers few opportunities for a woman to survive without being married. As fate would have it, I chanced to meet a Muslim from Egypt who wanted me. I obliged and while I was obliging him, I could see in his eyes he had no intention of paying me for my service with the agreed upon amount. Rather, his choice of payment was a knife meant for my throat. When he got up to leave, he went to his clothing with the pretext of getting the money he owed to me when what he was really doing was going for his knife to slit my throat. When he came for me, it was I who slit his throat. By profession, I always knew there would come a day when I needed to defend myself, so I always carried a very sharp knife and still do.”

Beth immediately pulled out her knife hidden in the folds of her dress and stuck its point in the table while saying, “Would you allow me my lord to freshen our drinks by taking the blood from that Muslim over there whose agony has apparently caused him to have an erection. Maybe he is dreaming about all the virgins he will soon be enjoying in some paradise promised by Mohammed.”

Dracula was fascinated by the proposal and responded, “Yes, he does seem to be enjoying the nearness of death too much. I would love to watch you get some revenge.”

Beth pulled out her knife from where it was stuck in the table. Taking it and her empty cup, she walked over to the man was pierced through and through from one side of his torso to the other, and thus hung suspended about five feet above the ground, prevented from slipping down the pole that pierced him by a wooden stay attached to the pole.

Beth would have preferred to sink her fangs into his throat and thus give him some pleasure before taking his life. This not being the time or place, she pierced his jugular with her knife and was able to quickly fill her cup with his blood.

Coming back to the table, she poured equal portions of blood into Dracula’s and Joseph’s cups and said, “I hope you enjoy my offering to you, my lord.”

Dracula responded by raising his cup and saying, “No one has ever offered a gift of such value to me. In your honor, Lady Beth, I bequeath to you a small castle I own in the mountains of Transylvania.”

“You mustn’t.”

“I must and you must accept. I would be offended if you didn’t, though I do appreciate your demure.”

“I do and I will always think fondly of you every time I go there. I will cherish your memory and will always speak of you as an honorable man who would do anything for the land he loves.”

“And I of you.”

Joseph saw Beth’s and Dracula’s eyes meet and understood what their eyes were saying to each other. It was a very strange and bitter sweet conversation their eyes shared. It was odd but Joseph was certain that at some level Dracula understood he and Beth were vampires. Dracula also appeared to sense Beth was telling him that in another life she would willing be his lover and wanted to comfort this lover she would never have, but was unable to save him from the fate he knew he would met some day. It was the thought that she would remember him as a human being worthy of being loved and not someone who was vile and cruel that gave him comfort. That was over 500 years ago when the three were very young.

 



Dancing Valkyrie Count Down Deal on Amazon

Posted on February 8, 2015 at 3:00 PM Comments comments (0)

Dancing Valkyrie Count Down Deal on Amazon

Here is a chance to save some money.

The Dancing Valkyrie - a vampire novel - will have a count down deal as an ebook on Amazon.

Below is the schedule:

1 February 10, 2015 at 8:00 AM (PST) 53h $0.99 76%

2 February 12, 2015 at 1:00 PM (PST) 53h $1.99 51%

3 February 14, 2015 at 6:00 PM (PST) 54h $2.99 26%

End February 17, 2015 at 12:00 AM (PST) and returns to the regular price of $3.99

Order on Feb. 10 or 11 and get the best deal.

 

Blood and sex. Of course love, but not the way humans think about it. This is the recurring theme throughout The Dancing Valkyrie, a story about Mary Hoffman, librarian by day and exotic dancer by night. Mary, needing some time alone takes a hike along a secluded upstate New York trail. She is saved from two predatory young men by Beth, a beautiful woman slightly older than Mary. The two join together for the rest of the trail, becoming romantically involved along the way. Beth, it turns out is a vampire, and quickly introduces Mary to the mystical world she lives in. After inviting Mary back to her castle, built by her brother, Joseph, in a remote area, Mary is seduced into becoming a vampire as well. Joseph and Beth are hundreds of years old, and pose as brother / sister, but are husband and wife, or, in vampire terms, father and daughter. Thus begins the fascinating story of Mary's transition from human woman to vampire.

 

 

 

And don't forget, if you order the paperback edition at $13.99, you can always add the ebook for $0.99

 

Go to The Dancing Valkyrie and order now

Dancing Valkyrie Count Down Deal on Amazon

Posted on February 8, 2015 at 3:00 PM Comments comments (0)

Dancing Valkyrie Count Down Deal on Amazon

Here is a chance to save some money.

The Dancing Valkyrie - a vampire novel - will have a count down deal as an ebook on Amazon.

Below is the schedule:

1 February 10, 2015 at 8:00 AM (PST) 53h $0.99 76%

2 February 12, 2015 at 1:00 PM (PST) 53h $1.99 51%

3 February 14, 2015 at 6:00 PM (PST) 54h $2.99 26%

End February 17, 2015 at 12:00 AM (PST) and returns to the regular price of $3.99

Order on Feb. 10 or 11 and get the best deal.

 

Blood and sex. Of course love, but not the way humans think about it. This is the recurring theme throughout The Dancing Valkyrie, a story about Mary Hoffman, librarian by day and exotic dancer by night. Mary, needing some time alone takes a hike along a secluded upstate New York trail. She is saved from two predatory young men by Beth, a beautiful woman slightly older than Mary. The two join together for the rest of the trail, becoming romantically involved along the way. Beth, it turns out is a vampire, and quickly introduces Mary to the mystical world she lives in. After inviting Mary back to her castle, built by her brother, Joseph, in a remote area, Mary is seduced into becoming a vampire as well. Joseph and Beth are hundreds of years old, and pose as brother / sister, but are husband and wife, or, in vampire terms, father and daughter. Thus begins the fascinating story of Mary's transition from human woman to vampire.

 

 

 

And don't forget, if you order the paperback edition at $13.99, you can always add the ebook for $0.99

 

Go to The Dancing Valkyrie and order now

I am Charlie

Posted on January 20, 2015 at 3:10 PM Comments comments (0)

Not really, I am me, whomever that might be.

But, I recently tried to pin to one my Pintrest boards a photo of from the French weekly and was blocked from doing it.

Censorship? But of course.

Must not offend Muslims nor anyone in the wimpy, political correct world we have created.

But here is the thing. I am offended. I am offended by everyone who is offended by everything and anything.

Muslims, Christians, Jews, Hindus, whatever, if any of them have an ounce of faith, then there should not be any reason for any of them to be offended.

Are they? The way I see it, if there is a God, then that God is powerful enough to laugh at anyone who thinks they could possibly offend them. It is stupid to think the creator of everything could be offended by mere humans.

But you know what is really going on. There are people in every religion who would like to force you to believe as they believe. They aren't to good at getting their believers to do everything they demand them to do and can't stop them from doing everything they want to stop them from doing. Therefore, they want to get control of governments to force their laws down everyone's throat.  They want everyone to SUBMIT.

I write the novels I write without regard to anyone's feelings. I use my promiscuous and sexy vampires to show that vampires, just like humans, enjoy sex for the sake of sex and without any thought of procreating. Nothing against procreating but 99% or more of all sex is done for the fun of it.

If that offends you, suck it up. 

Book Singing by Pete Klein

Posted on December 3, 2014 at 3:20 PM Comments comments (0)

Klein at Oak Mountain

 

HIKING AND VAMPIRE BOOKS... OH MY!

SPECULATOR--The Friends of the Lake Pleasant Library is hosting a Meet-the-Author event at the Oak Mountain Holiday Fair on Friday, Dec. 12, starting at 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. Pete Klein from Indian Lake will be the special guest author. He has written four vampire novels set in the Adirondacks ("The Dancing Valkyrie", "The Vampire Valkyrie", "And God Created Vampires" and "Blood Red Pleasure") as well as the guide book “Adirondack Hikes in Hamilton County.”

At 6 p.m. he will be speaking on "How to Self-Publish" as well as discussing his books. The books will be on sale at a special price. Buy One, Get one Free! Just in time for Christmas!

Pete will be signing copies of his books and he has graciously offered to donate half the proceeds from all books sold to the Friends of the Lake Pleasant Library toward the library's children's programs and cultural and community events.

 

Listen to Pete read from The Dancing Valkyrie

Posted on November 29, 2014 at 9:45 AM Comments comments (0)

If you click on the link below, you can hear me read from my vampire novel, The Dancing Valkyrie.

The Dancing Valkyrie at Blog Talk Radio http://www.blogtalkradio.com/peterfklein/2011/08/17/and-god-created-vampires-show-1




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